maybe i would have a reason to read if fox news didn't exist. until i can follow a live police chase in a book i'll stick to fox news. by the way sun news network makes fox news look like it gets its talking points from Rachael Maddow's vagina.

of course whats the point in being literate when your history books are filled with lies? canada wasn't even a thing back then. one of our rejects who got kicked out of the army singlehandedly stole one of Her Majesty's Battle Kangaroo's and burned down toronto.. then he got bored and left. do you really think you'd fair much better with a giant french population? i'll let that rhetorical question answer itself.

"blah blah american soldiers suck"

that's weird.. i don't recall americans going to canadian military schools (do you even have any?) meanwhile every canadian soldier wishes they could go to us army ranger school. y'all niggas don't fight tigers. plus you can't ruck march for shit. you'd figure your british connection would make you suck less but i guess the SAS can't pull all the weight for the commonwealth alone.

"something something i don't know anything about economics something we canada takes immigrants out the ass from countries that it couldn't hope to crush and gives them free handouts despite the fact that they've never paid taxes. thanks NDP"

ok.

"rah rah ooh la laa america is a bad super power and sucks economically and in all ways"

is that why 75% of canadians live on the US border? we don't even need to invade you.. scientists say that your cities are creeping towards the american border at a rate of 50m per year. you'll all be americans soon*. mwahahaha

*this means no more importing a family of old smelly immigrants for one 35yr old with a PHd






-But that's just my 1.87 yen ($0.02) 





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Hehe woohoo!

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