And, you know, the racist police dogs that guard the mountain strongholds from where they rule. The Illuminati are of course descendants of the gag macock, or what Gonzo called them, from ancient times. They were giants. Gonzo proved it with a faked picture of a giant skeleton. Maybe the Jews made Illuminati manipulate the Jews into making Bush blow up the World Trade Center? Twist upon twist! Am I on to something, Giant Bungholez?